Don’t wanna close my eeeyeess (cos the room will start spinning)
Don’t wanna fall asleeeep (cos I’ll wake up with a hangover)
Cannae stop laughin, whit?!?!
Last minute Hive plans ft. Gerry
Decided five minutes ago that we’re gonna go to 90’s night at hive tonight to try get free tamagotchis!!
I am too excited, TAMAGOTCHIS
Seriously the pub directly below our flat plays fucking Blurred Lines atleast twice an hour every single night and I swear I’m aboot to fight everybody.
Robyn is literally stomping on the floor and I might write an angry letter and tell them to stop please or I’ll batter them aw.
aw naw :(
I have two of my exams online to do but like with my essays I am procrastinating like fuck.
I want it to be this weekend so I can get drunk for the first time in ages, like hive drunk, with good people and most importantly my favourite ladies and please hurry up weekend.
Me and my wife Robyn ordered Domino’s for a wee treat and when the intercom went I got such a fright that I actually squeaked and threw my phone in the air.
So on edge for nae reason
I really love doing housework and stuff and last night in my dream I got pure raging at Robyn because she did my washing for me and used my new fabric softener before I got to.
Dreaming about the important things in life.